I just made out with a guy for $7.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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