D3 body, D1 cock
This is not my ceiling
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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