I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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