Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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