O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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