He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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