I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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