i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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birth control should be required to get into college
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
They are going to name an STD after you.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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