He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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