oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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