we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
a search helicopter?!
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
sex in a hospital.. check
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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