This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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