just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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