i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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