I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
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My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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