Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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