You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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