I think my vagina is haunted
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
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Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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