I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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