no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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