nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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