Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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