porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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