yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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