Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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