can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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