I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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