but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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