Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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