Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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