I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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