I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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