her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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