My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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