quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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