Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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