her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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