Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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