I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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