She is in my trunk
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize