I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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