dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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