Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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