A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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