Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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