I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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