Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Floor bacon is actually really good
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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