no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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