i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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