My hair reeks of homosexuality.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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